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 Welcome to the chaos. You’re in the right place.



I’m Genevieve. I’m a single mom of four, living in Portland, Oregon, trying to hold it all together and build something real.


This blog isn’t about pretending life is perfect. It’s about surviving the chaos, standing up for what matters, and finding better ways to do both.


You won’t find Pinterest-perfect routines or hustle culture nonsense here. Just real stories, practical tools, and unapologetic honesty about what it means to show up in the world when your energy is low, your brain is overloaded, and the system is stacked against you.


If you’re figuring it out as you go

If you care about people more than appearances

If you want support that feels real, not performative

You belong here





What This Blog Is About



It’s built around four core topics. Pick the one that fits your mood or your mess today.


Poised and Powerful AF

Confidence, clarity, and glow-up lessons for building a life that feels aligned, grounded, and fully yours


Functional-ish AF

Systems and survival strategies for when your brain won’t cooperate and your to-do list is louder than your inner voice


Resistance Starts at Home

Where real-life resistance begins. Parenting, caregiving, and unlearning the systems we were raised in while trying to raise better humans


Buy This, Not That

The honest product recommendations you actually need. What works, what doesn’t, and what I’d rebuy with my last twenty bucks





Want to Stick Around?


Growth happens in community. 

Join the Functional-ish FB Group.

Support my work on Patreon.

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Connect with me on Instagram.


This isn’t just a blog. It’s a home base for high-functioning chaos, messy resilience, and quiet revolutions.


Welcome in. I’m glad you’re here.


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